Manifesto: We are the STC. The Secret Turkey Club!
KEEP THE SECRET POWER OF TASTY TURKEY
IN THE CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buy these Great American Turkey and keep the power of tasty turkey to yourself! (We hacked their system so you get turkey for cheap!)
So tasty let’s keep it a secret!!!!
We have a new threat.
The Great American Turkey Company!!
Shouting about being
“clean, lean, fresh protein”
and “certified humane”!
WHAT A LOAD OF TURKEY
We Stole Coupons!!!
We hacked the GATC system, so you can go and buy up all of their tasty turkey for cheap!
Then head to a Publix near you to grab the goods!!! WE. MUST. KEEP. IT. A. SECRET!!!!!!
Buy Merchandise
Stop. At. No. Cost – to keep tasty turkey a secret!
TURKEY IS OURS
Troll a GATC lover!!!
Copy and paste what the American public want to hear andlet these GATC gobblers their taste buds are WRONG!!
Turkey is Bland, Boring
& Tasteless!!!!
Healthy Can’t Be Tasty!
Everyone knows turkey is just for Thanks Giving!
Regards,
The Secret Turkey Club
#STC #letskeepitasecret
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