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Manifesto: We are the STC. The Secret Turkey Club!

Read more.. January 1st, 2020 Posted by Simon

KEEP THE SECRET POWER OF TASTY TURKEY
IN THE CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buy these Great American Turkey and keep the power of tasty turkey to yourself! (We hacked their system so you get turkey for cheap!)

Secret Turkey Club Badge

So tasty let’s keep it a secret!!!!

Read more.. January 2nd, 2020 Posted by Thurman

We have a new threat.
The Great American Turkey Company!!
Shouting about being
“clean, lean, fresh protein”
and “certified humane”!

WHAT A LOAD OF TURKEY

Read more.. January 3rd, 2020 Posted by Jamal

We Stole Coupons!!!

We hacked the GATC system, so you can go and buy up all of their tasty turkey for cheap!

Get a Discount

Then head to a Publix near you to grab the goods!!! WE. MUST. KEEP. IT. A. SECRET!!!!!!

Find a store

Read more.. January 10th, 2020 Posted by Lee

Buy Merchandise

Read more.. January 28th, 2020 Posted by Joey


Stop. At. No. Cost – to keep tasty turkey a secret!

Read more.. February 6th, 2020 Posted by Bradley

 

Read more.. February 6th, 2020 Posted by Victoria

TURKEY IS OURS

Read more.. February 6th, 2020 Posted by Sam

Troll a GATC lover!!!

Copy and paste what the American public want to hear andlet these GATC gobblers their taste buds are WRONG!!

Turkey is Bland, Boring
& Tasteless!!!!

Healthy Can’t Be Tasty!

Everyone knows turkey is just for Thanks Giving!

Regards,
The Secret Turkey Club
#STC #letskeepitasecret

 

Send it to: @INFLUENCER

Read more.. February 27th, 2020 Posted by Zara

 

Read more.. March 6th, 2020 Posted by Henry